You are the Worker Man!
Rise to the challenge, don't hit snooze and pay your dues! Get comfortable with being uncomfortable! Do enough, long enough until enough is enough! When life is a game, you play to win…
Are you ready to work your way to the top?
The Worker Man can!
Brushed steel face, light sensitive glass. Provides the holder with access to a world few will ever see. Surprising benefits to those inside the four walls.
An age-old tradition carried into the new world. Originated from rituals of purification and health born from acts of love. In collaboration with The Heart Project.
An age-old tradition carried into the new world. Originated from rituals of purification and health born from acts of love. In collaboration with The Heart Project.
An age-old tradition carried into the new world. Originated from rituals of purification and health born from acts of love. In collaboration with The Heart Project.
Area rug with STORE emblem.
It’s Never Work If You’re Having Fun.
The GameStore classic comes straight to your home!
You are the Worker Man! No job is too big, no task too small.
Fight for recognition on every level, earning and learning along the way.
The only way to beat the boss is to become the boss.
When life is a game, you play to win…
Classic Game Modes including –
· Hire or Fire
· Waste Management
· Light Runner
★ Bonus Content for Loyalty Card Members★
“10/10” – an undeniable masterpiece” - GameSTORE
Satisfaction Above All
Crafted to our standards to meet yours.
Reserve hops and bedrock aging
deliver the signature taste
you’ve grown to love.
One or two, from us to you.
Center City is impeccably clean, with an active campaign against littering and stringent enforcement in place.
Metal face, nylon strap. Make time an investment, not an expense.
Primary functions are to monitor planetary vitals, light paths and surrounding atmospheres.
Employees say this is what the world looks like from the inside.
Initial sale proceeds from this item will be donated directly to the Rainforest Foundation US (https://rainforestfoundation.org – 0x338326660F32319E2B0Ad165fcF4a528c1994aCb).
"Honestly, I can't remember the last time I took it off."
Model LGU 1150 developed by STORE CORP Trust & Safety. Gauges subject credibility by measuring physiological indicators with perfect accuracy. Recent upgrades have made it indispensable in Public.
Feeling down? Reach for the Stars.
If you’re a smoker, you’re wise to choose
the cigarette that lifts you up.
Activated charcoal filters make every break
in your day smooth and full of flavor.
Lucky you.
Photograph of Andy and Rose Miller in heart shaped frame. Date unknown.
Confiscated flyer, considered to be anti-industrial propaganda associated with a known group — alias “Restaurant Job”. Provides a time for recipients to organize with no indication of date or identifiable location, though members of the movement do occupy hidden surface areas of the Old World. Employees must remain vigilant and immediately report any sightings or suspicious activity to STORE CORP. Any valuable information will provide increased Loyalty.
First Name: ANDREW
Last Name: WALKER
Height: 5'11
Weight: 176 LBS
Address: 565 Grove Ave.
District: East Point, USA
LL: ★★★★★
Date of Incident: 02222022
STORE CORP. ID: (REDACTED)
EOM: 0001
COMMENTS: (REDACTED)
Filed By: Clyde Becker
STORE CORP. ID: 189267
Identification badge for STORE Employee "PUGET". Designation L2.
I’ll set your table up
And fill your fucking water cup
Nice meal. Nice meal.
Nice meal. Fuck you.
I’ll spend my time with you
To pay my monthly dues
No fucking point.
Don’t spill. I’ll kill. Get me out.
Set your table up
And fill your fucking water cup
Nice meal. Nice meal.
Nice meal. Fuck.
This durable paint is formulated to the highest standards of STORE CORP, providing minimal splatter and excellent coverage. It hides minor surface imperfections and dries quickly to a smooth, even finish.
A nice meal from the Pizza Store. Delivery for "RJ".
Consumer issue home good. Round lamp displaying STORE logo.
Support your favorite video game hero with official WORKER MAN! merchandise.
STORE CORP secure access point. Seal protected hatch, PIN-accessible.
Provides a way in, but not always a way out.
Model LGU 2000 developed by STORE CORP Trust & Safety. Core components include a durable 360 degree camera, precision motion sensors and optimal pathfinding technology, with a range of up to 1200 miles. Autonomously powered and operated, compatible with LGU and LTS class units.
STORE private issue helmet. Armored shell with ballistic visor. Superior protection.
Model SCD-LLC flashlight. Durable, easy to handle and emits maximum, Ultra Pure light.
"When the most important task is to stay on task, there’s Functionall."
Formulated and produced by STORE CORP. Sciences to maintain exceptional levels of productivity and loyalty amongst Employees.
Offered as a “free and safe bio-stimulant”, it contains ampalphamine, a controlled substance that changes natural chemicals in the brain to increase focus, alertness and reaction time.
Confiscated sample of debris from a restricted, undisclosed site.
Contains unidentified raw matter that was previously recovered during the Old World Incident, recorded simply as “phenomena”.
Emits a brilliant, luminescent glow that is reported to create weightlessness on contact.
STORE Executive Issue Hat with chrome logo insignia. Tagged size 59cm, “PUGET” stitched on inner band. Partially damaged and soiled with blood, markings throughout.
Witness identified individual matching the description of missing person WALKER, ANDREW – male, approximately 6ft, 180 lbs, wearing STORE Employee issue uniform. Witness was dining alone at local Pizza Store, where he noticed individual enter at approximately 8:10 PM and order 2 pizza slices and a Golden Loyalty.
Individual proceeded to sit and dine at interior window counter, speaking inaudibly to himself, though as if in conversation with others. Witness estimates individual proceeded to leave the store promptly, within 7-10 minutes of dining, heading in Southbound direction from the storefront after exiting.
STORE Loyalty Ring, specially issued to employees to commemorate 20 years with the corporation. Molded from rare materials and packaged in a metal box. Engraving reads “While We Live, We Serve”.
Child's table with scattered markers, sticky notepad and an unfinished colored drawing. Attribution redacted.
Center City is the second largest of the three remaining cities in the United States, behind East Point and ahead of Capital West. Its former urban area was referred to as “Centerland”.
As of 2070, the population was 4,799,999. Center City was originally established in 1837 and is in between the former Inland Seas and the Central River watershed. It grew quickly in the mid-19th century, emerging as the fifth largest global city.
With the emergence and arrival of STORE CORP in the early 2000’s, Center City’s population doubled due to job growth and it became a hub for finance, trade, industry, technology and telecommunications, earning its nickname “The Five Star City”. It is one of the largest commerce markets of the world and remains the Central Headquarters for STORE CORP.
Center City is known for being impeccably clean, with an active campaign against littering and stringent enforcement in place.
It is also the “brightest” of the three continental cities, with the highest reserves and network of light paths.
An iconic design built for the future. Features black leather upholstery, a die-cast back brace and marbled tiled arms with STORE logo detail on rear left.
Vintage toy, released and distributed by STORE CORP via FOODSTORE products in the year 2022. Used to influence and precondition youth consumers to the idea of interplanetary exploration and off-planet life, ahead of the planned generational reveal later that year.
"You've tried the rest, now enjoy the best."
STORE CORP Trust & Safety prides itself on “Assurance and Deterrence”. This is one of many reminders.
Holiday Edition WORKER MAN! Collectible Toy. You’ll have to hunt for it, so hop to it!
LGU First Response Unit, known commonly as a "FROG". Light-powered internal system generates weightless "hopping" aerial movements, supported by ultra-precise optics for situational monitoring, risk detection and subject identification. Emits high-powered soundwaves produced as an area field of sound to disorient or incapacitate potential threats.
Employee issue dish, routinely seen throughout STORE CORP premises. Decorative pattern incorporates symbolism developed by expert psychologists.
Employee Issue Utility Vest constructed with high-silica heat resistant fabric. Interior / exterior pockets for essential items, seams welded with industrial ceramics.
Black marble ashtray with STORE emblem.
Achievement is a choice.
Choose wisely.
Subject identification provided in East Point vicinity –
[LGU 2000 – AI516]
Transmission ID: ZA1HR7FV
First Name: ANDREW
Last Name: WALKER
Height: 5'11
Weight: 176 LBS
Address: 565 Grove Ave.
District: East Point, USA
sID: 015943
Child's table with Berry Ape Yummy Crunch cereal, art supplies and a colored drawing of the popular mascot BAYC#443.
Missing-person poster recovered from the STORE CORP archive. The linked long-form source document is not publicly accessible.
Provides access to STORE CORP Broadcasting network – all channels made available, anytime / anywhere with personalized sID connect. Configurable to additional home devices.
Originally produced as an employee incentive, this STORE CORP employee display provides personalized access to internal broadcasts. Paired with a registered sID and remote, the unit opens authorized content from STORE CORP and its affiliate channels.
This particular unit was last assigned to sID 015943, with an issue date of 7.11.22.
2% Vitamin A+D Reduced Fat Milk, produced by Food Store, the agricultural division of STORE CORP that absorbed the USDA in 2022.
Food Store employs a flat geographic price structure to control national supply levels, consumer cost and direct distribution.